Dumb Quotes Can Spark Wisdom or at Least Laughter
Sometimes in order to make progress and move ahead, you have to stand up and do the wrong thing
Ackerman, Gary Leonard
Explaining why he supported the new welfare bill
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Alabama, Miss
Wise words from the 1994 Miss USA contest
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime
Allais, Alphonse
I think we're on the road to coming up with answers that I don't think any of us in total feel we have the answers to
Anderson, Kim
So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?
Barrymore, Michael
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Berle, Milton
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife…
Boynton, Robert
You reporters should have printed what he meant, not what he said
Bush, Earl
The sound of our guns is the sound of freedom
Bush, John Ellis 'Jeb'
Addressing the National Rifle Association
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese
De Gaulle, General Charles-André-Joseph-Marie
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Eisenhower, President Dwight David
If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
Ferguson, Miriam Amanda (Ma) Wallace
I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong.
Goldwyn, Samuel
Include me out.
Goldwyn, Samuel
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Goldwyn, Samuel
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive!
Goldwyn, Samuel
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
Letterman, David
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